Monday, 12 October 2026

Evolution's lesser appreciated triumph.

 

'What is it- it's a tree - there's lovely' translated from the original Welsh.

Evolution and Grandma


Humans, Elephants and Whales

Share 'the menopause' 

Not the fierce and stripey tiger

However much she roars


Evolution was architect of 'the menopause'

For longevity, it placed the unique female right of birth on permanent hold

Protection for information continuity's cause

Grandma boldly going forward long after Grandad was 'trotters up' and cold.


So Grandchildren, when Grandma tells her wise story

Hold her old hand and listen carefully as together you cuddle, huddle and sit.

Because your own Grandma  is 'Evolution's Great Glory

And of her unique Grandma knowledge, future generations may well depend on it!


George Roberts -Tooters doggerel. October 2026

Saturday, 10 October 2026

Angel

 


Angel

The sky is a beautiful blue

Underfoot a black sand beach

The Sun is my warm friend 

 But  just outside of my reach


Then I am at school again

Bright new and shiny 

Learning again things forgotten 

Studying how to be tiny


All my children are here

Grandchildren too

May be at the circus

May be at the zoo


I walk into my smartphone 

A life built in screens 

Neatly curated

Old age, Adult, Teens.


Time and space envelope me

Moving from first to last

Times arrow curving

Mixing future, current and past


None of this upsets me

As I stumble on the sand

Because my angel walks with me

Still clasping my old hand


George Roberts October 2026

Friday, 9 October 2026

Klimt a lovely little painter

 


Is this a cropped Klimt?

Or a Klimt cropped?

And why does this sound like

A horse shoe strike?

Saturday, 3 October 2026

Singularities and the 'Full English '




Singularities and the 'Full English'

What, why and when an astronomic singularity is created.
Before and after the big bang was exponentially inflated.

Length, breadth and volume form a zero trinity 
As density increases and approaches infinity.

It is suspected that time and science may break down fundamentally as such.
If the fried egg and baked beans in God's breakfast unfortunately came to touch.

George Roberts October 2026 nonsense 


The 'Bird of Paradise'

 

'The Bird of Paradise' - George Gemini Roberts blend October 2026.

"I may paint an acrylic paint on canvas version of this over the coming winter".

                   The 'Bird of Paradise' 


May the 'Bird of Paradise' fly up your nose

Let it enhance your life and phloem as it grows 


May the 'Bird of Paradise' fly right up our street.

Let it massage 'heart and soul' with avian feet.


May the 'Bird of Paradise' fly by in orange jacket 

Let it dance, buzz and tingle like Charlie Packet


May the 'Bird of Paradise' fly down off the brush

Let it curate colour, paint and canvas oh so lush.


May the 'Bird of Paradise' never fly from the rafter

Let it teach us to celebrate the now and not after.


May the 'Bird of Paradise' fly high for all our fun filled years

Let it lead us in laughter and protect us from irrational fears.


George Roberts October 2026







Friday, 2 October 2026

Lighthouse

 

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'Lighthouse'  A George Gemini Roberts meld October 2026.

The lighthouse stands where rock meets sea

Braving all  that weather and wave can muster

A pointer towards safe harbour's lee

Withstanding gales and storm's  angry bluster


High and dry above volcanic caves 

A bright light in the night to get us home

Rough and tough above roiling waves

With solid base beset by spume and foam


Calming on this summer's night

Sun and Moon pass as through a door

Charming us with Cotman light

Whilst our ship nears a foreign shore.


George Roberts ' Travel Doggerel' October 2026

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'Lighthouse' George Roberts without AI assistance 🤣



"All done in the best of possible taste" -Syd Snot RIP.

Thursday, 1 October 2026

Edward Hopper's lunch break

 

'Risotto for one' - George Gemini Roberts life observed in the style of Edward Hopper. September 2026.

Edward's characters remain isolated within the canvas "considering what just might have been". Art requires a narrative, which may or may not be subversive!