Tuesday, 24 December 2013

Flocks by Night


Suffolk Flocks by Night
a surrealist digital painting by 
George Malformed Roberts Ba(Hons) Arch. BArch. Dip Env Man.
amateur astronomer and  boy architect (retired hurt)
May Toot and I wish all blog readers and friends around the world a 'Merry Christmas' and a 'Happy and Peaceful New Year'.

While shepherds watched their flocks by night,
All seated on the ground,
The angel of the Lord came down,
And glory shone around.
"Fear not," said he, for mighty dread
Had seized their troubled mind,
"Glad tidings of great joy I bring
To you and all mankind."

" God bless us everyone"

Monday, 23 December 2013

Toot's Reindeer Sculpture 'Francoise'



Well what more can I say?  It is Christmas!

The Claus Siblings




Santa and his sister or Santa and her brother?

Bringing good girls and boys important Christmas links:

http://www.noradsanta.org/


http://reindeercam.com/

The True Spirit of Christmas


Marjory Olive Bissett
(1924-2001)


Never let it be said that my late mother in law, 'Madge' Bissett did not know how to celebrate Christmas!

" Mum, may you be space hopping around with the choir celestial this and every Christmas"  love from A & G and all the little and not so little space hoppers.

African Nativity


A little bit of Africa brought to Norwich

Sunday, 22 December 2013

Berries


Pyracantha, mistletoe and holly


Toot awoke this morning to see a flock of blackbirds stripping the red berries from the pyracantha hedge at the front of our house.

This autumn and winter has been particularly mild in Suffolk.  The birds have been able to find food in the nearby fields and hedgerows and consequently have left the berries on plants in our garden alone.

This morning it was a little colder so our backyard berries took a hit.  Toot and I love to watch the birds and throughout winter we put out food and water on our bird table.

If it becomes very cold many small birds die, so if you wish to support the ecosystem please dont forget to feed and water the birds in your garden.

Save a sprig of mistletoe for yourself and remember to kiss those you love under it.  I believe you can rightfully expect at least one kiss per berry.  If you have no mistletoe in your garden you can buy it in the UK for about £2 per bunch.  In my opinion and bearing in mind the seasonal return, a fiscally sound investment.

Golly gosh! I just looked out the window and large hailstones are falling from the sky and bouncing all over the paving in our backyard.  Eat up birds!

Saturday, 21 December 2013

Barry the Snowman




I'm definitely beginning to feel seasonal! The garden is fully decorated, the holly tree is full of berries,  Barry the Snowman is in 'his office' and the reindeer is grazing along the border.

Toot has shopped, wrapped and cooked herself to a standstill.  We await the annual visit of the man in red!

I hope all my readers have been good girls and boys?

Friday, 13 December 2013

A storm in a glass bubble


Snow-Storm or Snow Globe




 This Snow Globe, comes out for Christmas and when the clockwork is wound, plays the Christmas carol 'Hark the Herald Angels Sing'. It was made during the 21st Century in China. The very first Snow Globe was probably made in France during the 19th Century.

Toot and I both remember when as children we opened our respective Christmas stockings and found inside; a Snow Storm together with a an apple, an orange, some nuts and a sixpence.

Tuesday, 10 December 2013

Schlumbergera Truncata


Christmas Cactus
In winter, when the Christmas Cactus in our sitting room comes into bloom, Toot and I know that it will not be long before Santa Claus comes to make his annual visit.

The Christmas Cactus (aka The 'Thanksgiving Cactus' in the USA) is native to Brazil.  Our plant, a descendant from her late Mum's cactus, blooms a number of times each year and each time it flowers it reminds us of her.

Friday, 6 December 2013

Lost Art Treasures No9


The Adoration of the Jedi
by Pieter Bagel the Elder
Credits: Base image Wikipedia

Thursday, 5 December 2013

Photographing Uranus


The planet Uranus as seen through my 127mm refractor
at 7.30pm on Dec 04 2013.
Possibly, the little blue dot below Uranus at approx 7.o'clock is one of its moons, Oberon, but it might be a background star?

Not a brilliant image as the battery powering my mount failed, the wind was getting up and I was becoming icy cold.  It is also composed from a single frame taken with my DSLR, rather than a frame stack from a video clip taken with my planetary camera.

Uranus is a very cold gas giant planet.  At methane cloud top, the planet is minus 200 degrees C, good heavens, that's even colder than the wind that blows just outside the General Post Office in Great Yarmouth!.  Although it looks like a small blue dot in this photograph, the planet is 14.5 times more massive than the Earth.  Being a gas giant, Uranus has a relatively low mean density and so in volume terms it is 63,000 times bigger than Earth.  It is, however, a very long way away, approximately 3 billion kilometres distant (3,000,000,000).  So photographing Uranus is not as easy as you might think.

It is possible to see Uranus using 10x50mm. binoculars but you need a good dark night and to know where to look.

For more information follow the link:
http://www.nakedeyeplanets.com/uranus.htm

Saturday, 30 November 2013

Venus in the early evening sky



The Planet Venus as photographed from our back bedroom window
Planetary camera attached to a Meade ETX 90RA.
AVI video stacked using AutoStakkert and finished with APS
Taken at 5.00pm. on the 29th November 2013

Being rather disappointed by Comet ISON's apparent demise, I decided that some photo-astronomy was required to lift my spirits. Having never imaged Venus through a telescope, I decided to give it a go.

Unfortunately, our backyard is rather small and our house is surrounded on all sides by other houses.  As Venus never gets that high in the sky, photographing it using my large refractor is not an option.  The above image was shot through an upstairs bedroom window using my small 90mm ETX.

Venus is very bright, when my image was taken Venus was at magnitude -4.5 and had an illuminated phase of 32%, you would therefore think it might be easy to take a good photograph.  Because the Planet never gets very high above the horizon or far from the Sun, it presents real difficulties to the photographer. Thermal movement in our atmosphere causes the image through the eyepiece to distort and 'boil' so achieving steady focus is a 'devil' of a job.  The surface of Venus is a hellish place, no vegetation, bare rocks, lots of volcanos, extremely hot and at enormous pressure. The 'white' crescent shown in my image is visible thanks to sunlight being reflected off the dense blanket of carbon dioxide clouds which envelops the planet.  Looks quite beautiful from a distance but not so nice close to.  If it rains on Venus, it rains sulphuric acid!


Venus in the treetops

Credit base image:  

MG-Paris-Aphrodite of Milos.jpg -Wikipedia and mattgirling

Thursday, 28 November 2013

Will you still need me?


'Cabine Dreams' of the young and foolish circa 1969
Birthday today!  I was given a copy of 'Fifty Sheds of Grey', great present for a shed enthusiast from S&S. Thank you!  Its a great read, particularly in a shed!

Comes with its own birthday quote:

                                                  'Happy Birthday', she said,
                                  placing a riding crop in my hand
                                  and lowering her skirt, 'Today's
                                  your lucky day'. I couldn't believe
                                  it- I was getting a pony!

Credits: Fifty Sheds of Grey

Wednesday, 27 November 2013

Droids and the like



St Luke's



Browsing the web today I came upon this excellent website r2 d2 translator:

http://www.r2d2translator.com/

Try out a few words, I spent a very happy ten minutes on this site.

Brilliant!!






Quotes from Yoda's Partner:


"Deaf you are"

"Drive you cannot, steer you must"

"The Force runs strong in your family, your mother's fault it is"

"Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, but  leave the lights on and large bills from EDF pay you must"

"You must unlearn what you have learned, for putting down the lavatory seat you cannot".

"When you look at the dark side careful you must be.  For the backside looks dark if wipe you cannot"

"A  Jedi uses the Force for knowledge and defence, never for vacuuming the sitting room"

"Powerful you have become, the dark rum in you I sense"

 Credits: George Lucas

Tuesday, 26 November 2013

Ruddy Birds


Turnstones and Sandpiper seen on the breakwater
and a Curlew flew over our car as we headed for home.
Toot and I had an early start this morning . Whilst ATS swapped the tyres around on our car, we set off for a walk along the breakwater to the UK's most easterly location, Ness Point.


The sun shone, the sea sparkled and we enjoyed an easy stroll along the breakwater wall.  We stopped to talk to two birdwatchers who were photographing birds from Ness Point. They pointed out the Turnstones and Purple Sandpiper which were feeding on the breakwater about 10 metres away from us.  Pretty little birds!

We picked up our car and as we were passing Lowestoft Lighthouse a Curlew flew over us.  How good was that?



Credits: Wikipedia and images by:
Purple Sandpiper - Andreas Trepte
Turnstone- Hans Hillewaert
Curlew- Alan D Wilson
Lowestoft Lighthouse-Stephen Craven

Monday, 25 November 2013

Swan Lake




Toot and I took our grandchildren, Felix and Maisy, to see Matthew Bourne's 'Swan Lake' at the Theatre Royal Norwich. We all had a great time. If you haven't seen this performance you should, its excellent!

A great moral tale for our times!

As the great Stephen Stills once sang "If you can't be with the one you love, then love the swan you're with"

Credits: image Sadler's Wells

Winkles


Winkles lined up on my stick of celery
The winkle or periwinkle, when purged, boiled and cooled over night, makes for a great Sunday night tea.  One of my earliest memories is of sitting in a high-chair removing winkles from their shells, using a hat pin.   I can also remember, as a much older child, being sent with a ‘shilling’ to buy a pint of winkles from the ‘Shellfish man’  who would bring boiled shrimps, winkles, cockles and whelks from Herne Bay to Maidstone and stand outside the Bower Inn Public House at 1.00pm on Sundays. Nowadays, I buy my winkles ready frozen from ‘The World of Fish’ Lowestoft   Very nice they are too!   But no longer by the pint; in days gone by the fishmonger filled a pint beer mug with shellfish.  Today, a ‘shilling’ or ‘twelve old pence’ wouldn’t buy many winkles.   In current pounds sterling, the equivalent of a ‘shilling’ would be ‘five new pence’.   My frozen winkles, probably about half a pint, cost  two pounds and seventy pence (£2-70p).  Mind you when my Dad gave me a shilling for a pint of winkles, he was buying his first house for one thousand pounds (£1000).  The same house today would cost about two hundred thousand pounds (£200,000).

Winkles and celery go together like strawberries and cream, roast beef and Yorkshire pudding or fish and chips.

I have collected my own winkles from the Thames Estuary at Southend on Sea, purged them of sand by leaving them overnight in a bucket of fresh water with a sprinkling of plain flour and then boiled them for ten minutes. They are very easy to collect from the foreshore but you must take them alive from  unpolluted sea water.  The Thames is now clean enough for winkles to be harvested.



The winkle is not often seen on menus in British restaurants but makes more frequent appearances in France and Belgium.  Well done you Europeans, come on you Brit Restaurateurs give winkles a chance!  Three cheers for Littorina Littorea - "They're real fishy"

My granddad George, who was a very good fishmonger, told me that God designed celery with  a horse-shoe cross section so you could line up winkles in the groove and they wouldn’t  fall out as you raised them to your mouth.

At one time winkles were so popular in Great Britain that a music hall song was written about them  with the rousing chorus:



Oh, I can't get my winkle out. Isn't it a sin?
The more I try to get it out, the further it goes in.
I can't get my winkle out. Isn't it a doer?
I can't get my winkle out. Has anybody got a skewer?


For a more modern version of 'The Winkle Song' from 1986 follow the link:



Credits: Wikimedia for the winkle shell image,  Old Grizzly on  Mudcat Cafe  mudcat.org Lyr Req: for the chorus lyrics and Paul Carr for the Winkle Song.

Friday, 22 November 2013

It was a dark and stormy night


The Moon and the planet Jupiter.
Composite of images taken with a tripod mounted
Canon 600D DSLR with EOS 90-300mm telephoto lens at 300mm,
from our backyard just before midnight on the 21st November 2013
Last night, Jupiter and its retinue of Galilean Moons came within 6 degrees of our Moon. The weather has been wet, cold and windy for several days, but last night the clouds parted to afford a brief glimpse of the gibbous Moon and Jupiter the largest planet in our solar system.  Our Moon is much closer than Jupiter and so looks much larger.  In reality our Moon is comparable in size with Jupiter's moons which can just be seen in my photograph as star-like dots on each side of Jupiter's disc.

If you turn binoculars on Jupiter (shining very bright in the constellation Gemini) you will be able to see Jupiter's big four moons all lined up. If you follow Jupiter from night to night you will be able to see the moons change position as they orbit the planet.

Sunday, 10 November 2013

First Light - Comet C/2012 S1 ISON

Photographed at 5.30am  on the 10th of November
using a tripod mounted Canon 600D DSLR with a
Canon EOS telephoto lens at focal length f = 90mm
(11x5 sec light exposures at ISO 1600 stacked with flats 
and darks using DeepSkyStacker and finished using APS). 


Enlarged area in vicinity of comet

Sky map showing position of comet
 in the constellation Virgo this morning at 5.30 am.
Well this was the second morning this week that I got up at 4.00am.  Success on my second attempt at catching a very few photons from Comet C/2012 S1 ISON as it hurtled towards the Sun at 105,000 mph and accelerating. This morning the comet was approximately 91 million miles distant from Earth and 70 million miles away from the Sun. It will have its closest encounter with the Sun (perihelion) on the 28th of November. Lets hope it gets a lot brighter and sports a long tail!
For live feed follow link:
http://www.cometison2013.co.uk/perihelion-and-distance/

I took the photographs from a vantage point on Pakefield Cliff looking out over the North Sea.  I must say it was jolly cold and I needed some tea and thawing out when I got back home at about 6.30 am. A bonus was a fine view of the planet Mercury rising above a bank of clouds on the the horizon.

Mercury shines bright over a calm North Sea
Ship or gas platform lights can be seen on the horizon.
For a brilliant animation, by a UK amateur astronomer, of the International Space Station passing in front of Comet ISON  follow link:
http://stargazerslounge.com/topic/199496-iss-passing-comet-ison/

For fantastic images:
http://www.damianpeach.com/ison.htm

NASA, Stereo spacecraft, video of Comet ISON incoming to meet the Sun:
http://www.space.com/23752-best-yet-comet-ison-footage-from-stereo-released-video.html

Update 29th November 2013: Comet ISON RIP (ripped into pieces)

Since the morning of the 10th November, the weather in Lowestoft has been very poor and consequently, I have been unable to capture any further images of the comet on its inward journey towards the Sun.  Sadly, it would appear that the comet nucleus has broken into pieces as it passed around the Sun.  Yesterday, the comet, travelling in excess of 800,000 mph., came within 2 million kilometers of the Sun's photosphere and was subjected to both excessive heating and gravitational forces. Bearing in mind that the nucleus of a comet has a rather variable aggregate composition of dust and ice, the ability of each and every comet to survive an encounter with the Sun is generally unknown until the event occurs.  Sun grazing comets like Comet ISON, as they pass so close to the Sun, are particularly vulnerable to disintegration.  There is however, some hope that at least one large fragment of the nucleus has survived and may yet become visible as a very faint object in our skies.  I really hope so and if so I shall be out at dawn to try to photograph it!

Comet C/2012 S1 ISON's Grand Finale
as seen by the SOHO satellite


To see more of the comet's final approach to the Sun follow link:
http://svs.gsfc.nasa.gov/vis/a010000/a011400/a011422/index.html

Credits: NASA ESA & NASA/SOHO/SDO , Base Map by SkyMap Pro and Toot for getting me up and making breakfast and lunch - what a star!

Saturday, 9 November 2013

Gastronomy Taxonomy


Chicken with apples and pecan nuts
 in a stilton cheese and cream sauce,
'50% Swaffle' and '50% Gromff'
My son William reminded me that my old friend, Dave 'Wiz' Ward from Halifax, classified all food on his plate by the relative proportion of  'Swaffle' and 'Gromff.'   It was Dave's contention that a good meal required a balance of 'Swaffle' and 'Gromff'.  Theoretically, a cream soup is all 'Swaffle' and requires the addition of crunchy croutons to provide the missing 'Gromff''.  

The concept is quite subtle in that some consumable ingredients are inherently swaffley, some are inherently gromffy and some are transcendental, moving between these mutually exclusive states of gastronomic being in response to the application of the chef's skills. For example; milk is inherently swaffley, it can be made thicker by churning to create cream, butter or cheese but essentially its still swaffley. You could freeze it to make a milk-ice lolly but give it a suck and you are still talking 'Swaffle'. Similarly; celery is inherently gromffy.  I suppose you could cook it forever and make a fancy celery puree. Excessive cooking and maceration might make it less gromffy but I believe that with celery, however rendered, there will always remain a faint echo of 'Gromff' on the palate.  Potatoes on the other hand are fully transcendental on both plate and palate.  Mash, broken potato, boiled, baked, roast, waffled, chipped and crisped represent the full  potato spectra from 'Far Infra-Swaffle' to 'Far Ultra-Gromff'.  No wonder potatoes are considered 'waffley' versatile and a British staple food!

Wednesday, 6 November 2013

The Pleiades



The Pleiades as photographed from our backyard
 at 1.30am on the 5th of November 2013. Taken with
 a Canon 600D DSLR and EOS telescopic lens at focal
    length 300mm, on a NEQ6 Pro driven equatorial mount .



The Pleiades, Messier 45, Melotte 22 or the 'Seven Sisters' is a relatively bright open cluster of gravitationally bound stars which are easily seen with the naked eye.  As a consequence of their visibility, the stars of the Pleiades are the subject of folklore for diverse cultures.  In many tales the stars represent seven sisters, who pursued by any number of different antagonists, group together for flight or fight. The earliest reference to this asterism is ascribed to the Bronze Age.



The Pleiades are located within the constellation, Taurus the Bull and contain over 1000 stars although many are thought to be low mass brown dwarf stars. The brighter stars are relatively young, approximately 100 million years old, and are hot B type stars. The stars,135 parsecs distant, are gravitationally bound and moving across the sky with the same proper motion towards the constellation Orion the Hunter.  The cluster is currently moving through a particularly dusty part of the interstellar medium and radiation from the cluster's hot stars is being reflected off the dust creating a blue reflection nebula which can be seen in my long exposure photographs.

You will not be able to see the nebulosity with the naked eye or for that matter  with binoculars or a small telescope but you can see the beautiful blue white stars.  A young person with good eyesight should be able to count all nine of the brighter stars and maybe a few more. The view through binoculars or a small telescope is breathtaking!  My first look at the night sky, at the age of ten years, through a  toy telescope, was my first adventure into stargazing.  So, on the next clear night, why not go out and take a look at the 'Seven sisters'? The light from these stars has been travelling for between 390 and 460 years so it would be a shame to waste any of the photons!

How come there are nine bright named stars and only seven sisters?  Well Pleione and Atlas were mum and dad to Alcyone, Sterope, Maia, Taygeta, Caleano, Electra and Merope!

Annotated version of my image of the 'Seven Sisters'

Pleiades bright stars
NamePronunciation (IPA & respelling)DesignationApparent magnitudeStellar classification
Alcyone/ælˈsaɪ.əniː/ al-sy-ə-neeEta (25) Tauri2.86B7IIIe
Atlas/ˈætləs/ at-ləs27 Tauri3.62B8III
Electra/ɨˈlɛktrə/ i-lek-trə17 Tauri3.70B6IIIe
Maia/ˈmeɪə/, /ˈmaɪə/ maymy20 Tauri3.86B7III
Merope/ˈmɛrəpiː/ merr-ə-pee23 Tauri4.17B6IVev
Taygeta/teɪˈɪdʒɨtə/ tay-ij-i-tə19 Tauri4.29B6V
Pleione/ˈplaɪ.əniː/ ply-ə-nee28 (BU) Tauri5.09 (var.)B8IVpe
Celaeno/sɨˈliːnoʊ/ sə-lee-noh16 Tauri5.44B7IV
Sterope, Asterope/ˈstɛrɵpiː/, /əˈstɛrɵpiː/ (ə)-sterr-ə-pee21 and 22 Tauri5.64;6.41B8Ve/B9V
18 Tauri5.65B8V




Credits: SkyMap Pro for base map and Wikipedia

Monday, 28 October 2013

Unusually Windy in Oulton Broad


The Wicked Witch of the East passing our bedroom window at 9.30 am this morning

Friday, 25 October 2013

Comet ISON C/2012 S1


From the United Kingdom, Comet ISON C/2012 S1 is now visible
 through large amateur telescopes in pre dawn skies
I'm getting very excited by the imminent arrival of the Comet ISON C/2012 S1. It is a one time only visitor to our Solar System, a member of the Kreutz Sungrazer family of comets travelling a paraboloidal path through the Universe.  It will reach perihelion, closest approach to the Sun, on the 28th November 2013, which happens to be my birthday.  If it survives its close encounter with the Sun it should reappear on the 29th of November in our skies as an evening object, hopefully sporting a wonderful tail.

My impression of what the Comet might look like in 
early evening and after the 28th of November, 
as viewed across the Waveney Marshes:



Comets are notoriously fickle and over the last year,expectations for this comet's apparent size and brightness have gone up and down more times than a tart's knickers.

I'm hoping that it puts on a magnificent display over the Christmas Season and remains visible in our skies well into the New Year.

Needless to say and weather permitting, I shall be hoping to image our celestial visitor and if I'm successful my photos will appear in a future Blog post.


















See my blog post
http://george-artcabinedujardin.blogspot.co.uk/2013/11/first-light-comet-c2012-s1-ison.html

The weather in Suffolk does need to improve, lots of rain, too much wind and moonlight have prevented me getting out in the backyard with my scope.  I'm getting astronomical withdrawal symptoms!

For the best actual image of Comet ISON taken in October 2013 by Adam Block/Mount Lemmon SkyCenter/University of Arizona using a 32 inch reflecting telescope (ooh what a big one - scope envy!), follow the link:

http://skycenter.arizona.edu/gallery/SolarSystems/ison_10082013


Sky map looking East from the UK for the 10th November at 6.30 am.

Schematic view of the comet's orbit through the inner Solar System


Hubble Space Telescope Image of Comet ISON c/2012 S1
photograph taken on the 9th October 2013

Credits: Wikipedia, Kirkley John, NASA and SkyMap Pro for base map only.

Tuesday, 22 October 2013

The Fugitive



Hunted for a crime it didn't commit, bated for a disease it didn't spread and culled in the face of scientific objection.  Meles Meles is............ The Fugitive!

Coming soon from Lord Snooty and Pals......
Fox Hunting Returns!

Friday, 11 October 2013

Fall or Autumn


The woods are lovely, dark and deep.   
But I have promises to keep,   
And miles to go before I sleep,   
And miles to go before I sleep.

In autumn, I take the opportunity to tidy up my painting shed and Toot goes foraging  for nuts and berries.  I found a pastel sketch by our friend Rachel and Toot found blackberries, raspberries and sloes.  I tidied up the sketch using Photoshop and Toot made lots of lovely jam and chutney.

I like Autumn and these are a few of my favourite things:

O Autumn, laden with fruit, and stain’d
With the blood of the grape, pass not, but sit
Beneath my shady roof; there thou may’st rest,
And tune thy jolly voice to my fresh pipe,
And all the daughters of the year shall dance!
Sing now the lusty song of fruits and flowers.

Credits: Robert Frost and William Blake


Wednesday, 25 September 2013

'Mutton' The profoundly deaf Sheep's Grand European Tour - Day 23


Fondewe for supper

The sheep had another great day in Interlaken.

Early in the morning Mutton and chums took the ferry to Brienz and then the bus to the Swiss life Museum at Ballenberg.

What a great place!  Lots of original buildings carefully demolished and rebuilt in a woodland setting.  Each type of building from different parts of Switzerland are represented in this beautiful landscape.  Many of the buildings are complete with original furniture and fittings.

Many rural and industrial crafts are demonstrated and domesticated animals; pigs, cows, goats and fouls can be seen.  Mutton really enjoyed seeing the goats!



The sheep had a great day watching the bees in their hives, playing with the goats in their shed and eating lots of plums and cream. "The sort of day my old friend Barry would have liked"  thought the sheep.

The day was rounded off with a swiss cheese fondue, crusty bread, red wine, coffee and chocolate...Yum-yum!

http://george-artcabinedujardin.blogspot.ch/2012/07/retro-cheese.html

Tomorrow, the ewe is resting because on Friday she will return to her East Anglian fold.  After all, she's got a wedding to go to!