Saturday, 19 April 2025

Get Tanked up with Syd Carp No 4

 


" When spring arrives an old fish keeper's thoughts turn to 'flushing out his filters'. Let's face it, there is little point in splashing the cash on a German precision engineered cylinder filter and then letting it block up with dead bacteria and non specific grunge. That's why, each year, I  undertake an Easter filter wash along with my usual weekly partial water change. After all, it's what Lord Jesus would have wanted, and he was no stranger to fishes!

I know some of you out there in 'fishkeeping land' are interested to see how the lotus plant is doing. Well very nicely as it happens - see the big green heart shaped leaves in the picture above. A word of warning to the wise, the lotus can take over a tank if you let it and I strongly recommend regular 'husbandry' and choosing the slower growing variegated varieties, particularly if you have a tiny tank. It's not the size of your tank that matters but what you do with it that counts" - Syd Carp

Sunday, 6 April 2025

Kipper Pate Quiche (Not something you hear everyday from Gordon Ramsay)

 




As my children were both amused and traumatised by my culinary exploits of yesterday, I have decided to publish ‘my take’ on Kipper Pate Quiche’. To be fair I am not aware that anyone else has 'a take' on this particular ‘gastronomic delicacy’.

For the less squeamish pescetarians amongst you – here is the Recipe:

Ingredients:

For the Kipper Pate:

One quality ‘free range’ kipper fillet.

Two shallot onions

Two chopped spring onions

Two segments of a large bulb of garlic

One stick of celery (with leaves if possible)

One dessert spoon of caramelised onions from the jar

One dessert spoon of horseradish cream

3 sage leaves and one head of rosemary from the bush

Black Pepper (one teaspoon or to taste)

Smoked paprika (one teaspoon or to taste)

One tablespoon of Limoncello

Lemon juice and balsamic vinegar reduction (to taste)

For the Quiche:

Fried onions

Small sun ripened tomatoes halved

Cubed Gorgonzola Cheese (amount to taste)

¾ pint of whole milk

3 very large fresh eggs

1 piece of shortcrust pastry (from the supermarket chilled cabinet)

Method

Fry the kipper fillet in butter for a few minutes until cooked. Allow to cool and then carefully debone and skin the fillet. Flake the flesh and put it into a bowl.

Chop all the onions, celery, garlic and herbs and place in the frying pan you used to cook the fish. Add a little olive oil and fry gently until soft. Do not brown. Season the vegetables with black pepper and smoked paprika. Retain half for future use and add the other half to the flaked fish.

Blend the fish and veg to a thick paste using a ‘wand blender’.

Add the Limoncello, caramelised onion and horseradish  and stir well

Add the lemon juice and balsamic vinegar to balance sweetness and acidity. Do not make the pate to wet! Set aside in the bowl.

Make a pastry case in a baking dish and then bake blind in a hot oven. Make sure the bottom is dry before removing and allowing to cool.

Spread the bottom of the pastry case with a thin layer of the kipper pate.

Add the retained onions on top of the pate

Add the cubed Gorgonzola Cheese and halved tomatoes.

Break the three eggs into the milk and whisk briskly until the mixture turns yellow.

Pour the egg mixture on top and until within 1/2 inch of the rim.

Split one spring onions along it's length and float on top of the egg mixture.

Place in a cool oven at 170 deg C and bake for 30 minutes and until the egg mixture is set.

Let it cool a little and then is best eaten warm. (or according to my kids- best thrown away)

ENJOY!!!!!

" If it's not through you in twenty-four hours you're a gonna"! - William Yates


Tuesday, 1 April 2025

'Daffs, a Dunnock and First Light'

 

'Daffs, a Dunnock and First Light'
- Acrylic paint on Canvas - George Roberts Spring 2025.

Final push today in the Cabine to finish the painting. All that remains to be done is to apply a coat or two of matt varnish. If you are out there, Ransome, and reading this, -" I hope you liked the painting's title, and probably a lot better than the brush strokes"!

I took Anita's  sage advice and lifted 'the daffs' tonally, added some highlights generally and extended the 'surreal affect' by increasing the cloud cover and adding a watery Sun.

Now 'Van Gogh' it aint, so why do I spend hours knocking out this stuff other than to keep 'The Range' art supplies department in cash?

I gave this  perplexing question some thought, whilst I painted quietly in the Cabine. It was quiet because I forgot to turn on the radio.

Eureka!!!!- 

" I'm a full on narcissist, have no shame and want to leave a mark when I'm gone, even if only for a couple of months in the £1 bargain box at the local Charity Shop"! - George Roberts - SS Minnow - April 01, 2025

Amazing 'Bovine' discovery made at the Jodrell Plank Observatory

 

Discovered on the 29_03_2025 at the Jodrell Plank Observatory.
Image captured at maximum eclipse.

The discovery was made by the Observatory's Director, Kurt Thrust, earlier this morning, whilst he was looking through originally dismissed astronomical data. 

" When we showed this image to our CEO, Joel Cairo he was truly over the moon!" - Kurt Thrust

" When I saw that cow jumping over, I knew that I had always known everything best about 'jumping' and 'cows', and now I have found one over the Moon, we just have to go over to Mars before the Chinese 'take-away' all the crispy beef" - Joel Cairo.