Daft Matter

Dark Matter- Hubble Space Telescope. Credit : Image credit: NASA, ESA, M. J. Jee and H. Ford et al. (Johns Hopkins Univ.)

Scientists at Cerne Abbas, running the Small Hadron Collider at near light speeds have identified a new massive non interacting particle at 250 GeV and have named it the Penguino. They believe mega-trillions, and thats a lot, of these Penguino Bosuns were created in the 'Big Bang' and account for the missing matter in the observable universe.

Computer generated graphic showing the tracks of fundamental particles captured by the Small Hadron Collider - Hercules Detector. The penguino and anti-penguino pair are just visible centre right.

The penguino comes in four varieties in  accordance with the Standard Model. - Up - Down- Charmed and Strange.

Scientists believe that all penguinos were created in matter and anti-matter pears.