Sunday, 10 December 2017

Twenty Four Days of Christmas (10)


Santa's Helpers on their way to a 'Pre-Christmas Business Awayday'


                                    Santa Away Day - Top 12 Agreed Action Points

  1. Minimise the environmental footprint of the reindeer.
  2. Prepare and implement an effective ‘Waste Management Plan’.
  3. Maximise the efficiency and effectiveness of ‘just in time ‘overnight despatch and delivery service.
  4. Drive down operational costs by 10% in concert with Santa’s ‘Elf Supply Chain’.
  5. Prepare an impact assessment of ‘BREXIT’ upon subsidiary company - Santa UK.
  6. Implement changes to make Santa PLC a ‘wrapping-paperless business’ before next ‘Seasons Greetings’.
  7. Invest 5% of turnover in new Laptop computers for the Lapland Offices.
  8. Complete all staff appraisals before Christmas Eve.
  9. Review all workshop related elf and safety plans.
  10. Promote equality down the chimney and in the fireplace.
  11. Year on year, over the next 5 years - eat 5% fewer mince pies.
  12. Apply a total ban on the consumption of alcohol in the workplace.

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