Monday, 18 December 2017

Twenty Four Days of Christmas (18)


How to ruin a perfectly excellent Christmas Morning
Did you know that 8 out of every 10  marriages involving a gargoyle end in divorce as a direct result of 'unreasonable behaviour' over the Christmas period?  Furthermore, a recent shopping survey produced data confirming that male gargoyles did all of their 'Christmas Gift' shopping at petrol filling stations between 3.30 and 5.30 pm. on Christmas Eve.

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