Saturday, 5 December 2020

Barry the Snowman 2020

 


Yesterday in Lowestoft we had our first snow of the year and this morning when I went into the garden I noticed that Ridlington Barry had made a welcome return to his Lowestoft Office. This marks the official beginning of Christmas - the celebrations may commence. 

Like Santa, Barry is not required to wear a mask or socially distance but being a responsible Snowman he is restricting his activities to the garden.

Checking back, I noted that Barry did not make his appearance last year until the 8th of December. He clearly realised that an early appearance in Covid 2020  would cheer us all up!

Nice to see that Barry is a big supporter of vaccination!


“They’ve put ‘nano-bots’ in the Covid Vaccine to control your brain”

When someone you don’t know, posts

that “the Government doesn’t want you to know”.

The next thing they say

more probably than may

be because their facts and tone

were obtained via some 'dickhead with a phone'

Please pause, please don’t despair

and think twice before you share

Be responsible and stay calm

"Warning bullshit can cause us harm"

But if you choose to ignore this fact and engage with this deadly farce

You will be remembered for talking bollocks, possibly posthumously, through your arse.


Anon



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