'The Work House'

 

The Work House - digital collage - George Roberts - 2001 

" My unsuccessful  'Work' submission for Grayson Perry's Art Club" 

" I'm running out of brave quotes that suggest abject failure is in some obscure way a metaphor for success"  - George Roberts

Cheese Wrap

 

Cheese Wrap

It’s like

Oh please we’re all good for teas

Cos Bim spent the money on cave-aged cheese 

We sayin’

Oh please we've got full fat teas

Parmesan, Provolone and Pecorino cheese

It’s like

Oh please we aint got a bowel disease

Because we spent our money on Mozzarella cheese

We don’t eat veg and we don’t eat fruit

Because we splash all the cash on cheese-en-croute

Just sayin’

Oh please we aint got no peas

Cos we spent all the dosh on Parmesan cheese

Our colons are clogged and we’re feelin’ quite spleeny

Tartiflette, Fondue, Pizza and Panini

Just sayin’

Oh please we aint clinically obese

Because we spent all the money on full fat cheese

It's like 

Oh please we don't want GDs

Because we spent all our dosh on Gorgonzola cheese

Just sayin’

Oh please we don’t want cheese ODs

Because we spent the money on ewe's milk Bries

We sayin’

Oh please we don’t want cheese ODs

Because we spent the money on cave-aged cheese

'Chee- Zee'  (after Loyle)

'Dreams'

 

"We're in trouble they've got a flag" - digital collage - George Roberts 2021

" My unsuccessful  'Dreams' submission for Grayson Perry's Art Club" 

“Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.”

― Truman Capote

Food Collage

 

"My unsuccessful 'Food' submission for Grayson Perry's Art Club. 

"Failure is success in progress" - Albert Einstein

The Acme Sliding Folding Aquarium

 

'The Acme Sliding Folding Aquarium' - digital media - George Roberts 2021

" Enabling the enthusiastic 'fish-keeper' to house a very large aquarium in a very small property - particularly suitable for flat-fish" -  Syd Carp

Discover Suffolk Landscapes

 

'Wind in the willows' - digital media - George Roberts 2021

'Weird Wood' - digital media - George Roberts 2021

'The Unexpected' - digital media - George Roberts 2021

'Hair-raising' - digital media - George Roberts 2021

'Discover Suffolk' - digital media - George Roberts 2021

"Slightly bored with walking the walk"