Cheese Wrap
It’s like
Oh please we’re all good for teas
Cos Bim spent the money on cave-aged cheese
We sayin’
Oh please we've got full fat teas
Parmesan, Provolone and Pecorino cheese
It’s like
Oh please we aint got a bowel disease
Because we spent our money on Mozzarella cheese
We don’t eat veg and we don’t eat fruit
Because we splash all the cash on cheese-en-croute
Just sayin’
Oh please we aint got no peas
Cos we spent all the dosh on Parmesan cheese
Our colons are clogged and we’re feelin’ quite spleeny
Tartiflette, Fondue, Pizza and Panini
Just sayin’
Oh please we aint clinically obese
Because we spent all the money on full fat cheese
It's like
Oh please we don't want GDs
Because we spent all our dosh on Gorgonzola cheese
Just sayin’
Oh please we don’t want cheese ODs
Because we spent the money on ewe's milk Bries
We sayin’
Oh please we don’t want cheese ODs
Because we spent the money on cave-aged cheese
'Chee- Zee' (after Loyle)
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